Tuesday, April 12

DOLLA BILL$ CHEAP THRILL$

Today's caffeine enduced frenzy has lead me to the discover that I like coupons, promotional codes, and the general concept of getting more bang for my buck!

I have used promotional codes and gift certificates while online shopping! I saved over $50 on a Macy's.com purchase. This makes me feel thrifty and smart! How hilarious it is when I decide to put an ounce of effort into saving myself a dime. I have really shown it to the man today, and righteously taken the 'system' and made it my muse! MUAHAHA! What a winner I have become!

I'm even considering using coupons at the grocery store! WOW! I feel as if I've ventured into a new place of human consciousness! Saving money, WHAT A FUNNY IDEA! Me, not spend every dime? Preposterous! It's SO crazy it might just work!

Don't be stupid, it's not like i'm going to go to a thrift store for clothes or something. ALAS! Activia is on sale, and I saw a coupon for some Bio Kleen Laundry Detergent.

I'M EMBARKING ON A NEW PHASE AND JOURNEY OF EXPLORATION!!!!!!!

PROJECT FUCKING THE SYSTEM BY NOT OVERPAYING FOR EVERYTHING IS A GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*may need to be renamed, PROJECT USE A FUCKING COUPON, PROJECT FUCK THE GROCERY STORE,.... PROJECT CHEAP FUCKER!- no.... way too close to sheep fucker.

well... you get the idea.

PROJECT BEING CONSCIOUSLY AWARE OF THE MONEY I'M SPENDING NOW SO THEN I CAN SPEND IT LATER ON SOME MORE GROCERIES WHEN I'M RETIRED BECAUSE THE SOCIAL SECURITY IN THIS COUNTRY IS GOING TO FAIL LONG BEFORE I COULD EVER BENEFIT FROM IT... HAS BEGUN!